BMW : Bestrafe mich, Wiglaf!
LADA : Lässt Autofahrer dumm aussehen
SABENA : Such a bloody Experience never again
FIAT : Fix it any time
IBM : Immer besser manuell
AEG : Am Eigensinn gescheitert
ADIDAS : All day I dream about : Sex
NASA : Need another seven Astronauts
COMMODORE : Come on make my ordinary Day once really exciting
IA : Already informed